This is not your typical "Sissified" Friendship promise. I thought it was kinda funny, and sounds like some of my friends. So here it is and enjoy.
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spidermonkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...Ipledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;--because you are my FRIEND!***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
1 comment:
Love it! Great - I think I will send it to a friend who has been going through a rough time! But I also found something else that I have been sending to friends. I like it because it is a reminder and something very simple to give to friends (not expensive too) it is the friendship stone, its a great gift. I found them through a blog that I follow. their site is http://www.thefriendshipstone.com/
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